Male. 30. Agnostic. Alabamian. Communist. I love cats and videogames. I use Twitter more now, so DM me if you wanna add me there (same username).

 

cuntstable:

just saw gayporn where the bald bottom had a toilet plunger stuck to the back of his head to imitate hair pulling. i feel like a peasant seeing a gun for the first time in the 1300s

7777777awawawa7777777:

eeveestarstudios-blog:

7777777awawawa7777777:

you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

Why are the snakes homophobic

cant afford woke snakes

maxknightley:

Hey. Don’t worry. I’m all out of HP. See how I’m lowering my head and my face is shrouded in shadow? That’s because I’m too exhausted and demoralized to keep fighting. The remix of my character theme has stopped playing and everything. You should come closer.

scenebetween-deactivated2023123:

buddwyer:

scenebetween-deactivated2023123:

buddwyer:

AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!

Can we please stay on topic here

YTA

centers-for-disease-control:

diseases-for-center-control:

centers-for-disease-control:

trashdogpenultimate:

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!